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Accepted (2006)

IMDB rating: 6.20

Plot: Bartleby (B.) Gaines is a fun loving slacker who, unfortunately, gets turned down for every college he applied for, much to the charign of his overly expectant parents. So, with a little cutting and pasting, he creates the South Harmon Institute of Technology, and lo and behold, he is accepted (along with his friends Rory, Hands, and Glen, whose college plans were also all but dashed). However, his parents want to see the website, the campus, and the dean. So now he has his other friend Sherman (who has been accepted to the prestigious Harmon College) build a web page, they lease out an abandoned psychiatric hospital, and they hire Sherman’s uncle Ben (played to perfection by comedian Lewis Black) to be the dean. Problem solved? Not quite. The web page was done so well, that hundreds of students show up at the front door, all of which were turned down by other colleges. Faced with no choice, Bartleby decides to proceed with turning South Harmon into a real college, and sets about figuring out what to teach and how to teach it. Meanwhile at Harmon, dean Van Horne meets with Hoyt Ambrose, a rich law student and head of the KBE fraternity (which Sherman is trying to become a member of), to discuss building a gateway for Harmon using land presently being used by South Harmon. He tries finding the leaseholder of the land, to no avail. Meanwhile, his girlfriend, Monica, catches him cheating on her, and a big party at South Harmon lures a chunk of Harmon’s students away, including Monica into the arms of Bartleby. Now Hoyt uses Sherman, knowing he has been bouncing between the two schools, in an attempt to bring South Harmon down for good. However, Bartleby has an accreditation appointment with the state Board of Education to prove South Harmon’s worthiness. Can he legally bring the South Harmon Institute of Technology to life and win the love of Monica?

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What to do following "rebound sex"…?
My nearly three-year relationship with an 18 year old guy ended… but it was gradually ending before it came to an end. He broke up with me, and I took it really hard at first.. but I’ve accepted that we’re… better off apart.

Well, I spent some time with one of our mutual friends, but I met him through my ex so he is more his friend than mine… He’s 22, I’m 19. I spent the night at his house twice since then. The first time he held me while I cried over the relationship and helped me calm down and talked me through things… Held my hand and rubbed my hair and things like that… He didn’t try to kiss me or anything, though. He maintained boundaries very respectfully…

Last night, things… escalated. Refer to question title.

While we were kissing he told me that he’s beginning to have feelings for me. My response was, it’s easy to say things like that in times like this… Then I tell him that I don’t know if he has feelings for me, but I know I like the way he kisses.

I think that may have been the first time I’ve been with anyone who actually knew exactly what they were doing. It was passionate, satisfying, amazing… but I also feel strange now, afterwards. I got picked up in the morning, but I left something at his house, and he called to tell me he’d drop it off, and I acted really awkward on the phone.

I know I’m not ready for a relationship right now, and I don’t think he really wants a relationship either. I think my phone conversation gave him the impression I did though.. eek.

I’m not ashamed of having sex with him. I’ve only been with 3 guys. So if anyone wants to call me a whore or anything, I say go judge yourself. I make my own decisions, and sometimes I make wrong decisions but I’m not ashamed. But I am kind of emotionally confused right now…

Perhaps I should not hangout with him, or any guys, for a while… just give myself some space. What do you guys think?


It seems like your mutual friend has the passion in the bedroom your ex didn’t have. Although you may feel fine about having sex with him and would love to do it again, it’s best not to do that with him, especially because he is a mutual friend. I’m sure your ex would be pissed if he found out you two slept together, but more importantly, you just got out of a relationship. He has feelings for you, you have none for him. You just got hurt, do you really want to cause him the pain you’re feeling right now? If you want to enjoy being a single lady on the prowl, I suggest you don’t do it with people he knows. That can just lead to loads of drama that you don’t need, as breakups are already stressful enough. If you think you’ll be tempted to get attached to a guy by hanging around them, don’t hang around them. Just give your heart some time to do repair work. And pamper yourself a lot. It makes us girls feel better =)
Krysta | Feb 07, 2010


I do think that giving yourself some space would be the best thing. Right now eventhough you have healed some from your breakup, you may still be very vulnerable, and your sense of judgment may not be at its best. You needed some intimacy, and this guy was able to provide it. Give yourself sometime to think, and decide if you really like this guy, or it he was just there when you needed someone. Let yourself heal completly before you make a final decision. Hope things go well for you!
sweetpea | Feb 07, 2010

Long Kiss Goodnight, The

Long Kiss Goodnight, The
Long Kiss Goodnight, The (1996)

IMDB rating: 6.50

Plot: Samantha Caine, suburban homemaker, is the ideal mom to her 8 year old daughter Caitlin. She lives in Honesdale, PA, has a job teaching school and makes the best Rice Krispie treats in town. But when she receives a bump on her head, she begins to remember small parts of her previous life as a lethal, top-secret agent. Her old chums in the Chapter are now out to kill her so she enlists the help of a cheap detective named Mitch. As Samantha remembers more and more of her previous life, she becomes deadlier and more resourceful. Both Mitch and Charly proceed to do the killing thing, the bleeding thing and the shooting thing.

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Bisexual friend is getting desperate, please help!?
I am so sorry this is going to be long. I’d just like things to be clear.

My fiance and I are friends with a girl who we met through his work. From early on in the friendship, it became obvious that she had the hots for BOTH of us,(I’m a woman) and was semi-joking for a threesome.

She has a straight boyfriend, who became her fiance on Christmas Day!

My fiance and I are a strong, loving and monogamous couple. My bisexuality is are not important in this relationship, any more than his straightness. We can’t imagine really being with anyone else!

Anyhow…
We played along in a totally joking manner, and as a couple, realised at the same time that we should STOP the jokes, when she tried to "sleep-over" in our bed. …In a house we share with my parents, brother and Gran!
We managed to turn that down without sounding horrified, and then backed off the jokes. So did she, but it took her longer because she is lovely, but has NO tact or common sense.

One one occasion, I forced myself (against my embarrassment) to say "You are far too precious a friend to mess around with like that"

All this was about a year ago.

Sometime last year, my fiance and she got very drunk when I wasn’t there, and she flashed a bit of boob and tried to kiss him. I trust my fiance wholly, and know that when he said he thought about sex it really was just because a woman had just flashed him…I believed him. He did NOT kiss her, and he told her it was a bad idea. She thinks they kissed, because she "caught" him on the lips, when he went for her cheek to say goodnight.
(I know I sound like a chump for believing this, but I know my fiance so well that I know how he would have been to polite/stunned/awkward NOT to give her a friendly goodbye! Her fiance believes mine too, and thinks it’s funny)

Whatever minor crush he had on her until then (Hey, I found her hot too!), ended that night.

She told her fiance, he found it amusing and forgave her. I was worried he’d hate MY fiance, but he forgave him too.
We (The two men and myself), decided never to speak of it again, share a beer, and marvel at how tactless the girl is!

She’s rasied the non-issue three times since then. She drops it in to the conversation and it’s becoming apparent we are the second couple this has happend to….and there’s a third one AND a single Mum!
All we can guess is that she reads sexuality into every friendship.

Yesterday, with my fiance in the room, she asked me what my sexuality was. I was taken aback (She does know!), and told me, for the umpteenth time about her sexually open and promiscuous past.
Then proposed a trip to a local gay-night. I told her this was not, and never has been my scene, but the new club sounds like a friendly one anyway, So I did agree. I’m sure I’ll have fun if I get drunk enough!

Now I’m worried she’ll try to hit on ME on my own.

Do you know when you have a friend who you got stuck with because they are not, inherantly a bad person?
You wish you hadn’t got that close, and allowed the friendly intimacy?

She’s increasingly more annoying each time we meet her. It’s not just the flirting, the T.M.I conversations about bowl irrigation (!), and the forgetfullness. It’s just that I know now that we are more mature than her. We are older too.
It may be that I’m missing my best friend who lives abroad.

I just don’t know what to do. I can’t say "No" to meeting up with her, or visits to the house. (Or hospital when she needed us). I don’t want to hurt her.

Please help. I’d like some advice but can’t deal with being direct. I’m too English, and she’s too (half) American!
I don’t think she should sleep with other women now she’s engaged do you?
That is still cheating in my book. If her blokie is ok that’s up to him, but I’m not going to help her!


find new friends
BeBe | Jan 28, 2010


hang out with new people
Tiny Dan | Jan 28, 2010


you should end up having a conversation with her about how much you love your fiance.
and afterwards she should get the message.
whether she is immature or not, all girls get the message about love. we all know when guys really care about somebody. and after that try to get it in that you would rather have her as a friend then have a relationship and have the friendship ruined. all that matters is that you don’t hurt her feelings. if that happens, you might end your friendship and then you’ll never know what good times you might have had with her…but not alone.
Poppui | Jan 28, 2010


get with her lesbians are awessome. and act like a bad kisser so she wont wanna kiss u again
Trainwreck420 | Jan 28, 2010


Sounds like this really isn’t your thing. So, how about finding her someone? Like, a new girl.

EDIT - like you said it’s cheating in YOUR book, her book may be different.
Li | Jan 28, 2010


If you had a friend who was a man who was trying this hard to get into your pants, you wouldn’t stay friends with him. You’re cutting this girl a lot of slack because she’s a woman.

I think you nailed it that she reads sex into every interaction she has with people. With you she probably feels the door is at least partially open as you’ve admitted to bisexuality, even if you are currently monogamous with your boyfriend.

I think you need to be direct with her. I imagine she thinks of your polite refusals as part of the chase. If you prefer you can go to her fiancee and tell him you’re not comfortable with her behavior, but I think she’d deal with it better coming from you.
Tim S | Feb 02, 2010